Really Big Shew
Mood:  silly
Topic: Lauren
Lauren and I frequent the Goodwill in our area to "look at the pretty things on the shelves" and when we do, Lauren always wants to visit the "kid's section" with all of the toys. The other day as she looked around the toy area, she spied a horse head on a stick just like one her grandmother has (it plays music when you squeeze its ear). She grabbed it, then spied a microphone and a chair and she was off. She positioned the chair just so, sat on it, and spoke into the mic like a pro. "And now...ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to my beautiful horse"

She doesn't have the "great stone face" of Ed Sullivan, nor the wooden stage presense, but she's been known to utter a few malapropisms in her day and she had one heck of a novelty show lined up with the horse :-)