Eyes On The Road
Mood:  silly
Topic: Lauren
First there was this little gem, then this one, and now there's this latest edition.

As we were driving down the highway, Lauren said, "You should be careful driving or you might get in an accident with me in the car. Then I could get bumps, bruises, or lacerations." Where in the world? Well, I know where the accident with her in the car part came from...Tony and Lauren came down to meet me at work yesterday so we could go visit the new library. As we were walking back to my office, Lauren asked if she could ride home with me. Since I was feeling a little lightheaded, I said she should ride with Tony and when she asked why, I told her if I got in an accident, I didn't want her in the car with me because she might get hurt. But lacerations? I have no idea where she hears some of this stuff.